[CHOIR]
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel

[PHINEAS]
He's bald on top
He's got an artificial hip
He's gonna take a hop
He's gonna take a trip
He's weak in the knees
And he can't find his keys
But put your hands together
'Cause he's here to please

[PHINEAS]
He's a Flying Fishmonger

[ALL]
Flying Fishmonger

[PHINEAS]
He's a Flying Fishmonger

[ALL]
Death-defying wonder
[PHINEAS]
He's a Flying Fishmonger with nerves of steel
He's got an old blender motor and a pair of wheels