[Doof zombies]
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lots of me...
L-L-L-Lots of me...

[Doofenshmirtz]
At first, I was thinkin', "Hey, this is great!"
But there's more of me than even I can tolerate!
Plus, now I really notice I should lose some weight
Get a shave, get a trim, exfoliate!

[Doof zombies]
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
L-L-L-Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...

[Doofenshmirtz]
Watch you milling about like a bunch of lost sheep
Now everyone in town thinks I'm kind of a creep
I'm not philosophical, I'm not that deep
But I guess what you sow, you kinda gotta reap

[Doof zombies]
Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
[Doofenshmirtz]
Now there's lots of me, yeah, there's lots of me!
If you wanna, you can play connect-the-dots with me!
Tell all the haters who been takin' pot-shots at me
You gotta target what you fire, but there's lots of me!

[Doof zombies]
Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...
Lots of me...
Lo-Lo-Lots of me...

[Doofenshmirtz]
What I'm tryin' to say is there's lots of me!!