[Intro: Baljeet]
Somewhere out across that skyline
Maybe down some lonely street
There is a boy with anger issues
Without whom I am incomplete

[Verse 1: Baljeet]
Who will give me wedgies now?
Now that we're so far apart?
I have got to get him back somehow
There is a bully-sized hole
A bully-sized hole
A bully-sized hole in my heart

[Verse 2: Buford]
Who will I give noogies to?
And tease for being so smart?
I just don't know what to do
There's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart

[Outro: Baljeet and Buford and both]
There's a nerd-shaped hole
A bully-sized hole
A big honkin' hole in my heart