Phineas and Ferb
Weaponry
La La La La
Weaponry!
It's the way to get it done!
Weaponry!
It's effective and it's fun!

If you want to make them fall
And bend a knee at your command
Bow their heads and swear
That you're the leader of the land
State your wishes in a language
They all understand
With weaponry, that's the plan!

If power's on your shopping list
Then use the elbow and the fist
Pummel them until they get the gist
Just make an example of
A representative sample of
And most of them will not be missed!

You can beat them up by any means
Or blow them up to smithereens
A favorite of this sentient machine
Never mind the fatalities
Where there's municipalities
To crush a set of
With the threat of
Weaponry
Will inspire Doctor D
Weaponry
To have confidence in me
If I'm gonna be a conqueror
And win my father's love
I'll take it to the people
With the eagle, not the dove
If there's one thing that obedience
Is symptomatic of
It's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y Weaponry
From above!