[Verse 1]
Everybody's saying we're naughty
It's getting really hard to take
So we've come to let the whole world know
There must have been a mistake
So if Santa and his elves can hear us
We hope we've been clear and concise
In the verses, vice versus us
Vice versa: us versus vice

[Chorus]
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
Guaranteed

[Spoken]
Danville, what's he talking about?
Let me see that list of last minute naughties
They're all from the same place
Hmm, we've got to get to the bottom of this

[Chorus]
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
Can't you see?
Danville is very nice
Santa, please
Check your list more than twice
You've got to see
Danville is very nice