[Verse 1: Ferb and Baljeet]
When a vampire queen locks her thirsty eyes on a pimpernel
(Woooooooooooooooo...)

[Verse 2: Ferb and Baljeet]
And the music casts its ghostly spell
(Woooooooooooooooo...)

[Verse 3: Ferb and Baljeet]
It's like waving a blood red cape in front of a vampire bull (Woooooooooooooooo...)

[Chorus: Ferb, Baljeet, and Backround]
And that's a feeling we all know so well I find that I am haunted by you And you are haunted by me, too
It's a story as old as time

[Outro: Ferb and Baljeet]
Vampire queens dig Pimpernels
(Woooooooooooooooo...)