[Instrumental Intro]

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal

[Verse 1]
The cauldrons have eyes
By way of racket and vice
A brothel's bedpan
Filled with demimonde lice

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Dethroned by the comatorium
De-loused by the comatorium

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal

[Verse 2]
Tribunals installed
Now that the provost's defrocked
The labefactation
My, how these tricks turn themselves
[Pre-Chorus 2]
In the wake of the inquisition
Limbless answers inoculated

[Bridge]
I've caught mono bobbing for barbed wire
These nasty sores of ataxia
Will feel the sting of the opiate copulation

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal

[Post-Chorus]
Ah, no, no-oh
Ah, no, no-oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal
[Post-Chorus]
Ah, no, no-oh
Ah, no, no-oh
The Al-Sirat hides

[Instrumental Outro]