[Verse 1]
You fucking fag, you have a mustache
You hang around with men and stare at their ass

[Chorus]
You're the gayest guy I've ever seen
You play on a softball team
You're the biggest fag I've ever seen
You play on a softball team

[Verse 2]
Your team's sponsored by a gay bar, and you've got team pride
Too bad most of your team all got AIDS and died

[Chorus]
You're the gayest guy I've ever seen
You play on a softball team
You're the biggest fag I've ever seen
You play on a softball team

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
You're the gayest guy I've ever seen
You play on a softball team
You're the biggest fag I've ever seen
You play on a softball team
[Verse 3]
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[Chorus]
You're the gayest guy I've ever seen
You play on a softball team
You're the biggest fag I've ever seen
You play on a softball team

[Outro]
Faggot!