[Verse 1]
I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more coke
My dealer is closed for the night
And for once I'm not totally broke

[Chorus]
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was fucking open
I wish my dealer was open

[Verse 2]
You stupid spic, why aren't you open?
You fucking spic, why won't you answer your fucking phone?
You goddamned spic, why aren't you open?
You worthless spic, I know that you're fucking home

[Chorus]
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my fucking dealer was open
You god dammed fucking spic, pick up the phone

[Outro]
ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE, SPIIIIIIIIIC!!!