[Intro]
Harvey Fierstein told me you guys ruled
John Zorn called to tell me you're great
The caller ID was from a gay bar
You guys fucking suck

[Verse 1]
Any guy who likes you
Like neurosis and dicks up his ass
You think you're so fucking original
Gay bars used to be original too

[Verse 2]
You never get bad reviews
Because all the writers shoot up cum
Everyone who likes you
Is a gay homosexual faggot

[Outro]
Faggot!