[Chorus:]
Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y, you're gay [x4]

You volunteer for charity work—you're gay
You care about the environment—you're gay
You're a ballet dancer—you're gay
You're a cake decorator—you're gay

[Chorus]

You subscribe to Honcho—you're gay
You go to fashion shows—you're gay
You love playing hacky sack—you're gay
You go to poetry readings—you're gay

Y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y, you're gay