[Chorus]
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!

[Refrain]
You couldn't afford college, you took a night class
You made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass

[Chorus]
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!

[Refrain]
[?] your ass!
[?] piece of shit, fucking die!

[Chorus]
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!
Pottery's gay, pottery's gay!