[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, where is Bimbo Number 5?
Are you ready for the Billennium?

[Verse 1]
One, two, three, four, six
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex
To the hotel around the corner
The girls wanna do the President
But I really don't wanna get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear
I had Monica, Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in between
But I'd like to try a new piece of pork
When ol' pumpkin legs is in New York
If she's alive, I will try to jump her
And then I will dump her

[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica? Oh, no more!
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door
A little bit of Paula on the bed
A little bit of Hillary? Now I'm dead! (Ha!)

[Interlude]
Bimbo Number 5! (Ha!)
[Verse 2]
Pull your pants down
And toss 'em on the ground
Now bark like a hound
And I'll make a doggy sound
I'll chase you, then you chase me
If I get caught, will you spank my fanny, please?
Clap your hands once
Here's a big surprise
Everyone was wrong
It points to the right!

[Chorus]
Monica's gone away
Maybe Miss America will come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary? I'm on ice! (Ha!)

[Interlude]
Bimbo Number 5!
Booty call! Ha, ha, ha!

[Bridge]
Hey, baby! Have you ever been involved in a $40,000,000 investigation? Uh, as a matter of fact, my condoms do have the presidential seal on 'em. Hey! Wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? Ha, ha, ha! Note to myself: Nail her later!

[Chorus]
A little bit of Monica, oh, no more
A little bit of Kathleen out the door
Jennifer Lopez in my bed
A little bit of Hillary? Now, I'm dead!
[Outro]
Oh, I do love New York! Won't you please elect my wife? You know, to get her out of the house, 'cause, yeah, I got yard work to do. Yeah, that's right, yard work. Oh, excuse me, uh, Bimbo Number Six?