[Intro]
Gec

[Chorus: Laura Les]
If a rat
In a hat
Could cook
Real good
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)

[Verse: Laura Les]
Lil' chef Remy, how the fuck are you doin'
Pullin' on my hair get the man fuckin' movin'
Now I'm eatin' good when you're making ratatouille
This shit's so fuckin' good that I call you ratatouille
Put it in the pot, it's the best, how you do it?
I can get the groceries if you can do the cooking
Cheese and the strawberry at the same time
We can make dessert while we drink the wine
Write a couplе songs, do 'em in the same day
And thеy all sound the same 'cause they're made the same way
Everything's boring but you make a good plate
Everything's cool when.. you make a cake
Everything is sick when you're making sous vide food
I love to eat it and love to feel good
Yeah, you making really good food, yeah
You're a rat and that's so crazy
[Chorus: Laura Les]
If a rat
In a hat
Could cook
Real good
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)
If a rat (If a rat)
In a hat (In a hat)
Could cook (Could cook)
Real good (Real good)