[Verse]
Nowadays, every girl wanna yap like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when I squeeze them tits
Stupid ass bitch, open up your legs and put your lead in this
Ooh yeah, that’s that pencil
Hope you don’t cum on my instrumental
Cause I like girls who like girls who like men
No black girls, just Asian or white then
Anywho, back to the topic
Just the other day, I was hoppin’ in a moshpit
Some poor n***a got a face full of armpit
Good thing I always apply Speed Stick
Cheap and effective like weed is
One puff, I’m the Butthead to your Beavis
The Oprah Winfrey to your little white boy
Who's traumatized because he got fucked by his teacher
Who also happens to be a Catholic preacher
Now, ain’t that amazing?
Almost as shocking as when I found out that Bill O’Reilly was a dense ass racist
Anywho, back to the statement
Always on the go, I never get complacent
So when I get tired of you, you better move
Or get a new face quick
Cause Devon ain’t havin’ it
Kill off Republicans, stab them in their face on some O.J. shit
White Bronco on a old school tip
With a white girl like I’m O.J., bitch, now suck on this
Fiona Apple, n***a, cut yo wrist
Young, black, wild as fuck
Givin’ these fat hoes a tummy tuck, biatch