[Mary Hansen, Lætitia Sadier]
Absurd and sensible
Quite unacceptable
Let go, pull your leg off
Control, out of control

[Sadier]
It's the bed wetting thing
That brought us here doctor
It's the bed wetting thing (bah bah, bah bah bah bah)

[Hansen]
You tripped, dog on a leash
You had never noticed

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[Hansen]
Nothing to do with me
Says he weeing his feet

[Sadier]
Well it won't go away overnight
But it will go away in the end (bah bah, bah bah bah bah)

[Instrumental]
[Sadier]
You did such a great job
With the boiler last time
Please can you mend my baby
He hasn't moved for three weeks

[Hansen]
Don't they use coffins when they are that small?
I don't want lizards poured in my house

[Sadier]
Sir my chin has been getting rather hot lately
So lick your chin stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze

[Hansen, Sadier]
Don't know what to do, It's Saturday night
I seek good advice from who knows what's right
Why don't you ring friends and go for a few drinks
And then go see a movie

Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself
Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself
It isn't a spot, it is a baby
You're not a doctor, you're a wanker