Team StarKid
Bully the Bully
[GRACE]
We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna film him losing his cool-y
We're gonna make it spooky

[PETE, spoken]
It's goofy

[GRACE]
Got a better plan?

[RICHIE]
We'll make him shit his pants

[RUTH, spoken]
The Jägerman?

[GRACE]
We're gonna invoke his fury
By makin' him freak prematurely
And then we'll have him judged by a jury in the public eye
He's just a nerd in disguise

[STEPH, spoken]
Okay, why do we keep doin' that?
[GRACE]
Petey got the blanket
Ruthie, you're in charge of tech-y
And Richie, tapes

[RICHIE, spoken]
What's our budget?

[GRACE]
Stephie gonna lure him in with her charm

[STEPH, spoken]
I am?

[GRACE]
And once we get him walkin'
In the haunted and ancient old Waylon place

[STEPH, PETE, RUTH & RICHIE, spoken]
Yeah?

[GRACE]
Petey gonna jump on out
Jäger gonna Jäger out

[GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RUTH & RICHIE]
We're gonna bully the bully
We're taking back the school-y, the school-y
We're gonna make a dirty movie where the losers win
And the joke is on him
[STEPH, spoken]
Okay

[PETE, RUTH & RICHIE, spoken]
Yeah!

[GRACE]
We got a fealty, a duty

[RICHIE]
Standing for the nerdy, the prudy

[PETE, PETE & STEPH]
Overturning and dethroning the viking
Gonna wreck his ship

[RUTH, spoken]
We're gonna cut off his nips

[PETE, GRACE AND RICHIE, spoken]
Yeah!

[RICHIE]
We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch
We'll beat him up
[GRACE]
No, we're gonna be real cool

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH, spoken]
Oh

[GRACE]
To beat a Jägerman
You can't beat him where he's most equipped

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
You can't beat him where he's most equipped

[GRACE]
He's twice our size, he's maximized
But we know how to strategize and use our tools

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
Ah-ah-ah

[RICHIE]
So we're not gonna kick his ass?

[GRACE]
Do you wanna conserve your mass?

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We're gonna

[RICHIE]
Kick

[PETE, spoken]
Pop

[RUTH, spoken]
Splat

[GRACE, spoken]
Be cool

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We're gonna

[RICHIE]
Smash

[PETE, spoken]
Flam

[RUTH, spoken]
Spank

[GRACE, spoken]
Stay cool

[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We're gonna

[RICHIE, spoken]
Voom

[PETE, spoken]
Tank

[RUTH, spoken]
Swarm

[GRACE]
No, we're gonna be cool beans

[PETE, RICHIE & RUTH, spoken]
Ahh

[GRACE]
We're gonna keep the beans cool

[GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We're gonna, gonna keep the beans, beans the cool
Keep the beans the cool, keep the beans, beans cool
Bean school? Excellent!

We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna, gonna rule the unruly
He's gonna, gonna dooky his booty and our problem's solved

[PETE]
And our problem's solved

[RICHIE]
And the school can evolve

[STEPH & [?]]
And the school can evolve

[RICHIE & PETE]
We're gonna get the jock pleading

[GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
Watch the incumbent conceding
We're gonna make the nerdy the new thing

[RUTH]
Pull the pin

[GRACE, spoken]
Steph, get in position!

[PETE, spoken]
Time to thicken our skin

[STEPH]
One hell of a mission

[GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We'll fight sin with sin
Let the games begin