Team StarKid
Nerdy Prudes Must Die
[RICHIE, spoken]
No... This can't be. You're– You're dead. 

[MAX JÄGERMAN, spoken]
I'm free. And you know what that means, bitch?
No more Mr. Nice Guy. 
(sung)
Did you miss me while I was gone?
Did you really think you'd get away
The hallway's safe, that I won't break you?

You can see I'm much improved
That ain't good news for you, you bitch
'Cause I got a list and you're on it
Woah-woah

Does the Math Club comfort you?
Should've joined the Smoke Club, you nerdy prude

Nerdy prudes must die, nerdy prudes must die
Everybody cool, watch those nerds run for their lives
Jägerman will rise, blood will be my prize
Nerdy, nerdy prudes watch me shock and cock you blocks
The jock you demonized

You think I seek revenge
I could give two shits that you buried and left me
Defiled my body, you pushed me off the edge
I'm on a new crusade
The world is just too well-behaved
It needs to be saved
And you're too weak to be enslaved

Nerdy prudes must die, nerdy prudes must die
Everybody cool, watch those nerds meet their demise
The cleansing of your kind, expose the bloody lie
Nerdy, nerdy prudes watch me spawn and prey upon
You anti-socialites
(spoken)
I want you to repeat after me. 

[RICHIE, spoken]
O-okay. 

[MAX JÄGERMAN, RICHIE]
Will you pray for me (Will you pray for me)
When I'm gone? (When I'm gone?)
Or until another Richie comes along?

[RICHIE, spoken]
C-can you repeat that one?

[MAX JÄGERMAN]
Will you pray for me when I'm gone?
Or is this the eternal dark without a dawn?
[MAX JÄGERMAN, RICHIE, ENSEMBLE]
Who will pray for you (Who will pray for me; If I can)
When your body's gone? (When my body's gone?; Finally be)

[MAX JÄGERMAN & RICHIE, MAX JÄGERMAN, ENSEMBLE]
This is the consequence for what you've done (Cool, I will know that)

[RICHIE & ENSEMBLE]
I'm not a loser

[MAX JÄGERMAN, spoken]
What did you say?

[RICHIE, spoken]
Please don't kill me. I'm not a nerdy prude. I'm not a loser. 

[MAX JÄGERMAN, spoken]
Oh. Of course not, Richie. But you have lost everything. 

[RICHIE, spoken]
No. No, please, please! No!

Max laughs maniacally

[RICHIE, spoken]
No, no, please, no!
Richie screams as Max laughs maniacally