[DARREN, spoken]
Let's go to a school dance. Two, three, four!

[JOEY]
Here I am, face to face with a situation
I never thought I'd ever see, it's strange
How a dress can take a mess and nothing less than
Beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured
Something deep inside has changed
They've been open wide but hold that trigger
This could mean
Danger!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger

[LAUREN]
What? What the hell is this?
You expect me to sing about her
I don't care about her
It's just a little makeup
Draco, wake up
I'm mistaken
She is the hottest girl I've ever seen
Now, because she's like the girl I've never seen
Don't know why I'd ever be so mean
This could mean
Danger!
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger

[JOEY & LAUREN]
I wanna let her know

[LAUREN]
I feel so queasy

[JOEY & LAUREN]
But I can't let it show

[JOEY]
She'd laugh, poor Weasley!

[JOEY & LAUREN]
Come on

[JOEY]
Ron
[LAUREN]
Draco

[JOEY & LAUREN]
You gotta let it go
You gotta let it go

[JOEY & LAUREN]
Here I am, face to face with a situation (What? What the hell is this?!)
I never thought I'd ever see, it's strange (I want to sing about her, sing about her)
How a dress can take a mess and nothing less than (I want to make up, Draco, wake up!)
Oh my God! Beautiful to me (I've been mistaken)
It seems like my eyes have been transfigured (She is the hottest girl ever seen)
Something deep inside has changed (Now, because she's like the girl I've never seen)
They've been open wide but hold that trigger (Don't know why, I'd ever be so mean)

[JOEY & LAUREN]
This could mean

[JOEY]
Danger!

[LAUREN]
Danger!

[JOEY & LAUREN]
I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love
With Hermione Granger
With Hermione Granger
With Hermione Granger
Danger!