[JOEY, spoken]
Sally, I love you. And now, I can also make love to you.

(sung)
Even though I never thought I'd be
The one to say I love you, and agree
Here I am with every single part of me
It's so profound

[JOEY & SALLY]
Even though I felt it from the start
It's only now we're beating with one heart
I feel like the sun is starting to shine
'Cause I know that I'm
I'm coming around

[SALLY]
Feel like the sun is shining
Like every song is rhyming

[JOEY]
Everything is right on time
In perfect key

[MS. COOTER]
Now that my girl got Joey
We're ruling the world
[DICK]
I know he
Feels the same way

[JOEY & SALLY]
And I feel so free!

Oh
I am losing all control
Here we go!

Everything feels
Like a gospel song

[ENSEMBLE]
Ooooh... Hallelujah
Ooooh... Hallelujah
Ooooh... Hallelujah

Makin' love
Makin' love
Like heaven above
So good to be getting laid

Makin' love
Sweet love
Can't get enough
Rejoice, now that love's been made!
[SALLY]
I'm so glad you were the one

[ENSEMBLE]
She's so glad he was the one

[JOEY]
And I'm in love with my best friend!

[ENSEMBLE]
He's in love with his best friend

[JOEY & SALLY]
I'm so sad that we are done
But that don't mean we can't do it again

[ENSEMBLE]
Makin' love
Makin' love
Like heaven above
I've wished and hoped and prayed

Makin' love
Sweet love
Gentle or rough
Rejoice, now that love's been made
And everything feels

[JOEY & SALLY]
Like gospel song...

[ENSEMBLE]
It's heaven on earth
When Joey gets laid

Heaven on Earth
When Joey gets laid

Heaven on Earth

When Joey gets laid
Heaven on Earth!

[ALL]
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick

[HEARTS]
But all I need is you

[JOEY & SALLY]
It's me and my heart

[PUSSIES]
All I need is you

[SALLY]
It's me and Ms. Cooter

[DICKS]
All I need is you

[JOEY]
It's me, and my dick

[ALL]
Ahhh!

[JOEY & DICK]
Hyo!

[ALL]
Ahhh!