Team StarKid
Aren’t We An Odd Couple?
[QUIRRELL, spoken]
Listen, if we're going to be in the situation for a while, we're going to have to learn to live with each other. Now, I've been single for all of my life, and I have some habits! And sometimes I leave dirty laundry around!

[VOLDEMORT, spoken]
Well, I believe that everything has its place! Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes! Namely, a dresser!

[QUIRRELL, spoken]
Well! Aren't we an odd couple?