[intro: osse]

Yeah, me and puss man stinkin' up the neighbourhood with our...
S-smell...

[Hook: osse]
A MILLION STDs
NOBODY WANTS TO COME NEAR ME
I'M REALLY FULL OF DISEASE
I NEED A DOCTOR PLEASE
I'VE GOT THAT HIV
BOTH TYPES OF HERPES
ME AND SKYLAR GREY NEED A DOCTOR
CAN ANYONE EVEN HEAR ME?

[verse 1: osse]
Got crabs like an aquarium
I would see a doctor but I'm scared of 'em
I eat an apple every day
But I'm still not okay
My skin went yellow and blue
I guess I'm Aryan (GET IT?)
A blind man could read my dick
It says "MISTAKES" in brale
If you see me at a playground
I'm about to go to jail...
(haha, uh, that part was unrelated but I thought you should know)

[Hook: osse]
A MILLION STDs
NOBODY WANTS TO COME NEAR ME
I'M REALLY FULL OF DISEASE
I NEED A DOCTOR PLEASE
{agh i'm ozzing some stuff
Better pass the mic to Puss Man}
I'VE GOT THAT HIV
BOTH TYPES OF HERPES
ME AND SKYLAR GREY NEED A DOCTOR
CAN ANYONE EVEN HEAR ME?

[HOOK: Puss Man]
A MILLION STDs
NOBODY WANTS TO COME NEAR ME
I'M REALLY FULL OF DISEASE
I NEED A DOCTOR PLEASE
SHE HAD THe HIV
PLEASE LADIES DONT TOUCH ME
YOU'LL CATCH MY STDs
DEEZ NUTS
HA, GOTEEM!

PLEASE HELP MY STDs
I HAVE THE HEPRES
I HAVE THE HPV
ITS NOT REAL GOOD FOR ME

[verse 2: PUSS MAN]
Are these things curable?
Nowhere to explore II'm full
They said i was adorable
Now i'm fucking horrible
If a vampire gave the succ
He'd fucking die
Spotty like SpotGray
I'm not gay, I'm bi!

[HOOK: osse and Puss Man]
A MILLION STDs
NOBODY WANTS TO COME NEAR ME
I'M REALLY FULL OF DISEASE
I NEED A DOCTOR PLEASE
I'VE GOT THAT HIV
BOTH TYPES OF HERPES
ME AND SKYLAR GREY NEED A DOCTOR
CAN ANYONE EVEN HEAR ME?

[verse 3: osse]
I used to know a guy named Cleveland
He really liked to sleep with unclean chicks
Now he's got a green dick, yes, a green penis
I mean it, you shoulda seen it
*I SEE DEMONS*