(Johnson/Reagan Impersonation/Patrick Allen (PSA))

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present
Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Possibly the most important thing
This side of the world

Oh yeah, well 'ard!

[Break]

You may pronounce us guilty a thousand times over
But the Goddess of the Eternal Court of History
Will smile and tear to tatters the brief of the
State prosecutor and the sentence of this court
For she acquits us

Condemn me
Condemn me
Condemn me
History will absolve
Singing "this will be the day that I die"

Yeahhhhhaaaa
If your grandmother or any other member of the family
Should die whilst in the shelter
Put them outside, but remember to tag them first
For identification purposes
If your grandmother or any other member of the family
Should die whilst in the shelter
Put them outside, but remember to tag them first
For identification purposes
Go to war
Go to war
Go to war

Heh, just think of it
War breaks out and nobody turns up

If any member of the family
Should die whilst in the shelter
Put them outside, but remember to tag them first
For identification purposes
If any member of the family
Should die whilst in the shelter from contamination
Put them outside, but remember to tag them first
For identification purposes
If your grandmother or any other member of the family
Should die whilst in the shelter
Put them outside, but remember to tag them first
For identification purposes
If your grandmother or any other member of the family
Should die whil-
-identification purposes

Heh, it's enough to make you wonder sometimes
If you're on the right planet
Ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow
Let's go, ohh

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score

Cowboy No. 1
A born-again poor man's son
On the air America
I modelled shirts by Van Heusen

Yeeaaahhhh
You know

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
Working for the black gas

Switch off your shield
Switch off and feel
I'm working on loving, yeah
Giving you back the good times
Ship it out-out
I'm working for the black gas
When you hear the air attack warning
You and your family must take cover at once
Do not stay out of doors
If you are caught in the open, lie down

And now, here is a reminder about fallout warnings
When fallout is expected
You will here three bangs in short succession, like this
In some areas, the warning may be given
By means of three gongs, like this
Or you may hear three whistles
All these three types of sounds
Indicate that fallout is expected

When two tribes go to war
A point is all you can score
When you hear them
You must stay in the safest position in the house
Keep the doors shut
Do not go outside your house
We've got two tribes
Until you are told it is safe
Here is the all clear warning
Yeeaaahhhh
When you hear this sound
You can leave your house
Something must give now

Are we living in a land
Where sex and horror are the new Gods?
Yeeaaahhhh, ow, ow, ow
A point is all you can score