[Verse 1]
Sometimes, I rub my ghost dick until I can almost see it
But right now all I need is your cerebral per diem
That midnight Van Leeuwen
Netflix and yeast infection

[Chorus]
I know sex with me is mediocre
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Sex with me is mediocre
But I can probably feel what you're feeling

[Verse 2]
If they can put a pulse into a spinach leaf
Can they turn the two of us into a tree?
You still have the spare key
I've got vegan peanut butter chocolate ice cream

[Chorus]
Sex with me is mediocre
But I can give you asexual wellbeing
Sex with me is mediocre
But I can probably feel what you're feeling

[Outro]
I just want us to do well
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé
I just want us to do well
Like Jon Bon Jovi's rosé