sometimes i wonder how Real Men™ survive... i mean they have "man-buns" and "man-purses" and "guy-liner", but that's honestly not much to survive on. how do they eat small delicate foods like berries without calling them "man-berries"? how do they perform domestic tasks like going to the store without calling it "man-shopping" or "mopping," if you will. can they wear regular necklaces or must they be called ""mecklaces""? how do they acquire the necessary food, water, and shelter without calling them "mood," "mater," and "melter," respectively? i just don't know how they do it, do they not cringe at every word that doesn't begin with 'm'? yet we don't even see their meakness (man-weakness) because they maintain such strong maces (man-faces). how are they so brave, mexperiencing this life without even the momfort of calling it "mife." are they allowed to dream? or can they only have "man-dreams" or "meams," if you will,