[Verse 1]
So hit this and watch your missus have a fit
And triple spin backwards in to simpleton abyss
I live in England thinking ignorance is bliss
Tryna paint myself dripping with the pigment in my piss
Crippled chicken wings are literally a quid
And you can get a sticky bit of weed as quickly as you wish
From the sticks to the city kids are rich
And paid to keep it crisp between the villains and the privileged
You want drugs? ‘Course, everybody wants drugs
A love song’s a dead apology that once was
Head nodding extra horribly to wrong stuff
Off-beat bollocks dead philosophies and top trumps

[Chorus]
Slumped happy and crisp
Sun tan of a pig
My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids
Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist
And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits
Slumped happy and crisp
Sun tan of a pig
My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids
Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist
And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits
[Verse 2]
Just get me to a place where I can drink
And sit and think differently erase the time and blink
A second citizen a system on repeat
So let me keep my distance individually and speak
Why the fuck you gonna listen in the first place?
Gurn face cripple locking chickens in a bird cage
Birthday wishes fresh nipples piss and sperm stains
Dripping vertically, ripping through the world mate
Excuse me God you keep getting in my fucking way
I’m tryna rush the brains of everyone and run away
I mumble triple platinum lyrics thinking ‘bout your image
Sink a battleship in minutes with a pack of villards

[Chorus]
Slumped happy and crisp
Sun tan of a pig
My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids
Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist
And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits
Slumped happy and crisp
Sun tan of a pig
My bum-bag is full of vallys and quids
Unplanned in a planet is my plan to exist
And stack bangers so the galaxy could shatter to bits