[Verse 1: Dirty Dike]

Yo
You're all reading it
Balls deep believing it
All catching feelings, but you call me the idiot
I don't receive a bit of peace of any breeze you spit
But somehow you all seem to dream without a decent kip

I guess my words mean more than I thought
But I'm ignorant as fuck with the torture I sport
Cause you to applaud and snorkel through the portion of pork
To get your grubby little paws on my porcelain sword

With all mechanisms, force fed whatever's given
Television, internet and episodes of Better Livin'
You better give in to the telephones and clever trickin'
Tescos are well ahead of anything, you're ever biggin'

It's less forgiving, man it's business at best
So we're best to get a rhythm singing lyrics of death
I quiver with stress
Thinking how my kids will accept this shitty mess that we live in as we give it to them

It's all poetry, everything I speak seems to focus me
A total belief explodes from a potion of hope and peace
I cross my fingers, hope to die when I float inside and skydive a solar systems sky with my open eyes
Keep following, I'm 'phewing' like its funny
But don't spit the dummy
And go ring your mummy

One man, one tongue, one rusty headless shit
And somehow you cunt flaps have all come to wrestle it

I go 'blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,' in your ears prick
Weird kid, simbots and click while the tears drip
It isn't fun getting tackled by a stripper's mum who's risen up a kid to suck a dick like he's a bit of fun

Mrs dump, why you trying to justify it?
The only simple answer is your job, you havn't done it right
Better luck another time, see you in another life
My fan base is massive, you're embarrasing your grobby mind

Fuck my life, you care more than I do
You come to get respect and if we met I wouldn't like you
More like I spite you, get pissed and bite you
Incite every member of your crew with a knife too


[Outro: Dirty Dike]

This song is for all the sensitive people
All you tramps, baron, sensitive weird fuckers
With no skin
Just muscle tissue
Sensitive bones
Weak brains
No personality... characterless
Peen receivers

[Sample]

Chatting bare cheddar for the fun of it
Some people seem to think that that's a bit off key
Brother if you ain't having no fun go home
Son your so glum
Chatting bare cheddar for the fun of it
Some people seem to think that that's a bit off key
Brother if you ain't having no fun go home
But son, I love this bit
Give a fuck, you can suck a dick