[Dirty Dike]
Yah!
Piss on your fucking face!
[Mr. Key]
How'd ya like me now
[Dirty Dike]
Whats up wankman, pusman, softman, slugman, Sergeant Shit

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
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[Mr. Key]
It goes cock-slot, sloshpot, average wank
I shat my pants at the taxi rank
Flagged a caravan, in the back a plan
Shagged your rancid nan with a shandy can

[Dirty Dike]
Fuckman havin it in Amsterdam
With a fat bag of chang and a handi-cam
[Mr. Key]
Yeah that's the plan
Wham-bam thank you ma'am
You get backhand slapped with a rancid palm
Blam-Blam!


[Dirty Dike]
All up in your face with my pork
Cause I'm Eggman holdin down the door with the walrus

[Mr. Key]
Rawless!

[Dirty Dike]
That ain't ID
And bruv you dont want to test cause your mates might see

[Mr. Key]
Your face get penetrated with HIV
Cause I be Bogman all up in your face like beef!

[Dirty Dike]
You ain't baked like me
[Mr. Key]
My cock tastes like cheese!
[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
So microwave my pie and bake my beans!

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
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[Dirty Dike]
Slap the oppressor gettin rugged on a rough tip
Ridin to battle on the belly of a fuck pig
Juicin my pus just to spread it on my crumpets

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
One-tit, Two-tit, pig's got nuff tits!
[Mr. Key]
Sixteen and a thick piss stream
[Dirty Dike]
Man I sip Jim Beam as my fit bitch cleans
[Mr. Key]
And fuck big tits I'm a shit-tits fiend!
With a map full of pins where my skinny dick's been!

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
All city blood
[Mr. Key]
All pretty sluts listen up
[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
SMB's all sick as fuck
[Dirty Dike]
Balls drippin blood
[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
Walrus a bitta pus bit of rough with a bad crowd
[Mr. Key]
Little Miss Piss givin love to the smack crowd
[Dirty Dike]
Back Down! Macked out with a fat crown
[Mr. Key]
Blacked out lookin smacked out with my pants down!
[Dirty Dike]
I had a wank at my nan's house
Damn, I better get back in my tank now
[Dirty Dike]
Baitman the gangster
[Mr. Key]
Spaceman the wanker!
[Dirty Dike]
Wasteman came in a cape in the stanza
Salaryman with a crate full of champers
Rapeman will shag you
[Mr. Key]
Safeman will thank you

[Mr. Key]
Sergeant Shit he ain't changin his pampers
Drop turds in the fast lane in a tractor

[Dirty Dike]
Wankman'll wank on a plate full of pasta
[Mr. Key]
Wankman'll wank on an eigth of your ganja
[Dirty Dike]
Wankman wanked on the plane to Alaska
[Mr. Key]
Wankman'll wank on your face if he has to!

[Dirty Dike]
Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman
[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
Policeman, Bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
Smacked out tramps now ya know man

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
Pissman, pusman, pigman, fuckman
Policeman, bogman, slugman, nuffman
Bigman, buffman, milkman, postman, snowman
Smacked out tramps now ya know man

[Dirty Dike & Mr. Key]
Hip-hop, suck my cock
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