[Chorus: Alen]
Ate a bit too many tacos, I’m feeling really sick
Sit on the toliet, now I gotta take a massive shit
That shit lookin green, I probably should say “cya”
Oh my god, it won't stop, is that diarrhea?

[Verse 1: Alen]
Thanksgiving comin around, just ate a bunch of fud
But after a couple minutes I ain’t feelin so good
The pain in my asshole, it just won't go away
Has the almighty lord decided to curse me on this day?
My anus is going to explode, my anus is gonna burst
It feels like a bomb, and on impact It’s gonna hurt
I guess I have no choice, I know what I have todo
Sit on that toliet and TAKE A VERY LARGE POO

[Verse 2: Wario]
WAH HAH HAH, MOTHERFUCKERS ITS TIME TO SHIT (shit)
SLIT YOUR WRISTS, TEAR APART YOUR ASS BIT BY BIT (bit by bit)
EAT MY FUCKING GARLIC THEN I SHART ON MY BITCHES
N***AS TAKING HITCHES, I’VE GOT ALL THE RICHES
I KEEP FARTING AND SHARTING, I’LL FORCE YOU TO SMELL IT
IF I HAVE TO BE HONEST, I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO ADMIT
THAT I’M GOD AND YOU BETTER FUCKING BOW DOWN
‘FOR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY HAIRY DICK, IT'S LOOKING BROWN

[Chorus: Alen]
Ate a bit too many tacos, I’m feeling really sick
Sit on the toliet, now I gotta take a massive shit
That shit lookin green, I probably should say “cya”
Oh my god, it won't stop, is that diarrhea?

[Verse 3: Wario]
I WON'T STOP TAKING SHITS IF IT MEANS THE END OF THE WORLD (ooh)
I WON'T STOP TAKING SHITS INSIDE OF HOT GIRLS *(palutena rape scream)*
ITS NOT FITTIN, IN THE TOILET, I CAN’T STOP SHITTIN
FEELING VERY HUNGRY, I SHOULD EAT SOME CHICKEN
[Verse 3: KSI]
DID I HEAR CHICKEN?! THAT SHIT’S SO FUCKING YUMMY
SLAVERY WAS A CHOICE BUT AT LEAST I GOT A FULL TUMMY
YOU BETTER RUN WHEN I POO ON YOU, STUPID FOOLS
I BEAT MY SHIT DOWN THE TOILET HARDER THAN LOGAN POOL