[Verse 1]
Hi
You must be new, I guess at least you're new to me
Saw you unpacking your car so I said to myself
"Maybe I should help her out," since we're neighbors now
And all the other people here are elderly and probably
A little standoffish and I've got nothing to do (And whatnot)
By the way, I live in 207, my name is Greg
Wherever are my manners? Let me get that heavy box

[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
To be my girlfriend

[Verse 2]
What's up?
Didn't mean to sneak up on you there
I looked downstairs and saw you leaving, so what's up?
I haven't seen you at the pool since the barbecue
Not that I've been checking
Here's the deal, I've got this thing for work this weekend and I was wondering
If you don't have anything going on then maybe
Okay, hey, that's cool, you're busy
But we should hit up Jose O'Flanagan's for Jell-o-Shot "You-call-it's"
Okay, not this week, but Monday
You could come over tonight, I'll be watching cop dramas
And smokin' fatty-fatties
[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
To be my girlfriend

[Bridge]
I've given it some thought and I really think
That you could use a guy like me in your life
Looking after you
A man to take you home
A hand for you to hold
And I'd never leave you alone

[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing in
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance
(Say you've got a pretty good chance)
I'm a go-getter guy
I'm a go-getter guy
I've narrowed down the field and I'm takin' a glance
And I'd say you've got a pretty good chance, chance, chance
To be my girlfriend