Gary Portnoy
According to Our New Arrival (Mr. Belvedere theme)
Streaks on the china
Never mattered before
Who cared?

When you drop kicked your jacket
As you came through through the door
No one glared

But, sometimes things get
Turned around
And no one's spared

All hands look out below!
There's a change in the status quo
We're gonna need all the help
That we can get
But we just might live the good life yet

The chips and the soda
Made a night in the den so sweet
And the leftover pizza
Made your breakfast at ten what a treat!

But now we're dining at seven
With the table set
And we just might
Live the good life yet
Life has a way of taking you by surprise
A roll of the dice
And you're living it up-
Giving it up!

A fight to the finish
Never ended with tea
No way!

And you shared all your troubles
With your friend the TV every day
But now it seems this new regime
Is here to stay

Get set for the last hurrah
Moving on to the la-di-dah
We're gonna need all the help
That we can get!

According to our new arrival
Life is more than mere survival
And we just might
Live the good life yet

We're on our way to realizin'
We're headed for a new horizon
And we just might live the good life yet!