[Verse 1]
I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear

[Chorus 1]
Outrageous, alarming
Courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be

[Verse 2]
Seen at the nicest places
Where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance
Is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

[Chorus 2]
They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be
[Chorus 3]
Oh, who needs money
When you're funny?
The great attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear