Yes, baby, I been drinkin'
Shouldn't come by, I know
But I found myself in trouble, darling
And I had no place where else to go

I got some whiskey from the barman
I got some cocaine from a friend
You see, I just had to keep on movin' down there
'Til I was back in your arms again

'Cause I'm guilty
Yes, I'm guilty
And I'll be guilty, baby, all the rest of my life

How come I never, never do
What I'm supposed to do
How come nothing that I try to do
Ever turns out right?

Well, you know how it is with me, baby
I just can't stand myself
And it takes a whole lot of medicine, darling
For me to pretend I'm somebody else