Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around tellin great big lies
They got little noses and tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people round here

(Spoken)
That sounds really nasty tonight, actually

Short people are just thе same as you and I
A fool such as I
All men are brothеrs until the day they die
It's a wonderful world

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs, they stand so low
You got to pick em up just to say hello
They got little cars that go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

(Spoken)
Thank you... I'm glad you feel that way...