Randy Newman
The Girls In My Life, Pt. 1
Was a little girl
Maybe five-foot-two
Had the cutest little feet
Made my heart go tweet-tweet-tweet
Quite a pleasant disposition

Then came a pretty young french girl, mmm
Whom I met in Las Vegas
When I was there with my parents
Oh, my
Had a real nice conversation

Met a girl
At the bakery
She wanted to borrow my car from me
I said, Take it, baby
She took it down
To Mexico
Ran over a man named Juan

Then I went to college
Met a college girl
She lived in a sorority house
Across from school
We got a real fine education
That's seven women on my mind
Now I'm married
Have a very lovely wife
Three cute little boys
So nice
And that's just half the story
Of the girls in my life