[WILL]
Hate New York City
It's cold and it's damp
And all the people dress like monkeys
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town's a little bit too rugged
For you and me, bad girl

[BLAINE]
Rollin' down Imperial Highway
With a big nasty red-head at my side

[ARTIE]
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north
And we were born to ride

[WILL]
Roll down the window, put down the top
Crank up the Beach Boys
Baby, don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it 'til we
Just can't ride it no more

[BLAINE]
From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
[BLAINE with ARTIE]
Everybody, very happy
Cause the sun is shining all the time

[BLAINE with NEW DIRECTIONS, (NEW DIRECTIONS), {ARTIE}]
Looks like another perfect day
I love L.A. (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana)
We love it (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) {Yeah!}
{I love L.A.} (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) {Woo-hoo}
We love it (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) {Artie: Yeah, yeah}
We love it

[JAKE]
Look at that mountain
Look at those trees

[BLAINE]
Look at that bum over there, man
He's down on his knees

[SAM]
Look at these women
Ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere

[NEW DIRECTIONS]
Ain't nothin' like 'em
Na-na-na-na-nana-nana
[BLAINE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
Century Boulevard (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) (We love it)

[JAKE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
Victory Boulevard (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) (We love it)

[ARTIE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
Santa Monica Boulevard (Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-na-nana-nana) (We love it)

[SAM & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
Sixth Street (Ah, ah, ah) (We love it, we love it, we love it)

[BLAINE]
We love L.A
I love L.A

[ARTIE]
I love L.A

[BLAINE]
I love L.A

[JAKE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
I love L.A
I love L.A. (Oooh)
I love L.A. (We love it)
[ARTIE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
I love it (Oh, oh, oh, L.A.)

[BLAINE]
I love L.A

[JAKE & (NEW DIRECTIONS)]
I love L.A., yeah (We love it)
Oh whoa (Oh, oh, oh, L.A.)

[BLAINE & (JAKE)]
I love L.A. (Oh woah)

[BLAINE & JAKE with NEW DIRECTIONS]
We love it!