Sly Stallone
Is all alone
Sly Stallone
Is in his home
He's all alone
Sly Stallone
He’s been eating
A potato

Suddenly he wakes up
And stares at the potato
Then turns on the TV
Then looks at the potato
He changes the channel
To Homes Under the Hammer
Then looks at his potato
And touches the potato
Then mumbles evaluation
One last look at potato
Then falls back to sleep

Cuz Sly Stallone
Is in his home
Sly Stallone
Is all alone
He's been eating a potato-ho!