CAKE
The Power of Terry
[Athletic BGM (Koji Kondo)]
Hey! Play the music!
What?!
Oh no!

What?!
Old spice odor blocker body wash is too powerful to stay in its own— stay in its own commercial

Old spice odor blocker body has 16 hours of B. O. Blocking Power, B. O. Blocking Power, B. O. Blocking Power

Double Sun Power

Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— (What?)
Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— (It's me!)
Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— (Oh no!!)
Po— Po— Po— Po— The Power!

Shave off that nasty beard weirdo
Who me?
Yes you!

I'm sorry
Oh no! That was me!
You are me, who am I?

Oh nooooo!!!
[Airbrushed (Anamanaguchi)]
Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash
Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash
Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash
Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash, Bodywash

Old Spice odor blocker body wash has sixteen hours of B.O. blocking power!

Hey everybody in japan! (Who, me? Yes you!)
You better try Old Spice in a can, in a can! (That's right.)
Say goodbye to this nasty man
Say hello to bodywash Old Spice, Old Spice, Old spice, Old spice
What? Nah. I'm in space!

[The Moon (Hiroshige Tonomura)]
Hey everybody, don't use Old Spice Swagger
Use bearglove! In a can. What?

This new Old Spice shaver's so amazing
It will shave off every hair on your face
You're about to get shaved!
Don't use Timber—ber! (It's me!)
Use Bearglove! Use Bearglove! (No thanks!)

New Old Spice shaving gel is newer than a-fresh new pair of socks!
Old spice shaving gel!
Old Spice Bearglove is the best! Oh no— no Timber!
Old— Old Spice! (In a can!)
Oh no, that was, me! (me— me— me)
That was me! Oh no! I'm in space!

Oh no, that was, me! (me— me— me)
That was me, was me! That was me!
Use Bearglove!

[Avast Your Ass (Kitsune²)]
Old Spice bodyspray will make you feel so powerful
It will blow your mind off your face!
Was that my left bicep? Naw, it was my ass. (What?!)

New Old Spice shaving gel! (Hey, what's up?)
That was me! What happened to me? I don't know! (Know!)
You smell like power! Yeah I do!
Hello ladies. Is what a dummy would say!

Hey! This is my commercial!
New Old Spice's shaver is so amazing it'll shave off every hair on your ass!
Oh no! I'm a hair!

Say goodbye to your nasty ass! (I'm sorry!)
You're about to get shaved! (Oh nooooo!)

[Time to Air (Ryu☆)]
Old Spice Body Wash can't block odor for sixteen hours
What— Wha— Wha— What— What?! AAAH! What bitch!?
Old Spice Body Spary will make you feel so powerful it'll blow your mind right in front of your fa— fa— fa— fa— face!
Goodbye. Oh no!

Oh no, that was me, that was me, you me, who, who me, oh that was
Oh no, that was me, that was me, you me, who, who me, oh that was

Block, Block, Block, Block, Block, Block, Block, Block
Block odor for sixteen hours!

Old Spice odor blocker body wash has sixteen —teen hours of B.O. blocking power!
Do— Do— Do— Don't use Timber! Use Bearglove!
O— O— O— O— Old Spice, Old Spi— pi— pi, Old Spice, Old Spi— pi— pi, (Power!)
Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice
Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice in a can!

[Porky's Porkies (Shogo Sakai)]
Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block!
Old Spice Odor Body Wash
It's so powerful it can turn off the sun!
Old Spice block odor for in a can
Old Spice odor blocker bodywash!

Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block! Block!
My body is so powerful
I need to use mutliple power-smelling Old Spice products to cover my powerful body power
Po— po— po— po— po— po— po— po— po— po—
Block— block— block— block— block— block— block— block—

OooooOOOOOH!

Block! Block! Block!

[Gang-Plank Galleon (David Wise, ACE+)]
Hello ladies

And that, my friends, is commercial mathematics
Use bearglove! Take— take your— your— body— body— bo— bo—
Body— bo— bo— body— bo— to— to nature, Old Spice Timber
Do— Do— Don't use Timber— Timber!

Do— Do you want your man to s— (Bearglove! Bearglove!)
Soon— Soon— Soon your man will be able to smell like he can use this!
AAAA! Sweeping you away to— AAAAH! Guess who!
It's you.. It's me! Goodbye! AAAAH! (AAAAH!)

You gotta— gotta— gotta— You gotta step it up!
Cardboard cutout sur— surpri— pri— prise!
You gotta— gotta— gotta— You gotta step it up!
What are you doing— doing in my fridge?

Come on, Terry! Come on, Terry! Come on, Terry! Come on, Terry!
This is far from over! In fact— In— In— fact, it's only just begun!

The champion is... Terry Krews!

[Run Run Rottytops! (Jake Kaufman)]
Old Spice Power!
Hey everybody, don't use Old Spice Swagger. Wait! Danger zone!
Give me a hat! Come on, dummy!
Block! Block— Block— Block— Block— Block!

It's blocking power is as powerful as me!
Yeah it is. Who said that?
What— What— What— What, What!
What— What— What— What, What!

Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice!
Hey! (Old Spice!) Play that music or get out! (Old Spice!)

What?! Wanna be a man? Use timber! Is what a dummy would say
Read my own book! Now back to me!

You are me? Who am I?! I'm a tree!
Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice! (Internet, sounds good!)
Old Spice! Old Spice! Old Spice! (Oh nooooo!) Old Spice! Old Spice!

[Ringside (Masame Yone, Shinji Gota, Asuka Ito)]
AAAAH! (Ow!) Hello, get your ass up!
My father could do whatever he felt like doing!

Interview time!
Today I'm joined by Terry Crews. Here's my demo tape
I wanna be an actor and all that

What's the origin story of the yogurt?
This iconic thing, I'm still waiting for my big deal

Who's been your favourite cameo on the show?
Hahahahaha! You think i'm playing?
What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?
AAAAH! What, bitch?! aaaaaAAAAA

Oh, (It's you) yeah! Wubadubadub, is that true?
What?! Yeah I— Wait, hell no!
Don't listen to him, listen to this: Timber
Hey! This is my commercial!

Forget this, (Pose for the fans!) I'm getting a gun
Terry crews dance! (Sounds good!)

[Renai Circulation (Satoru Kosaki, Kana Hanazawa)]
Old Spice bodywash
Old— Old— Old Spice Body Wash has sixteen hours of double sun power
Double sun in a can. Into a man who smells like power!

Old Spice body spray will make you feel so powerful it'll blow your mind in front of your face!
Smoke weed every day. Smoke weed every day
No— Now available in brazil!

​Ka​​mi—sama arigatou (What?!)
​unmei no i​​tazura demo Th— Th— This one does, Old— Old— Old Spice bodywash!
Meguri a​​eta koto ga (Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Po)
Block! Block! Block! Block! Block!
​​shiawase nano​ ​​(Block! Block! Block! Block!)

[Minna No Kimochi (Takafumi Sato)]
Migite de. (Power!)
​Hidarite de.​ ​​(Bearglove!)​ ​
Are? Dare ka kiya garimashita ne!
It's me! Old Spice odor blocker

Block—Block! Block! Block! Block!
Suge-desu!​

Kin ni ku furi furi
Pa~apa~apa~au!​ ​​

Kami o nabika se. hi hi hin!​ ​​(What?)
Mune o ​tataite, Powerfully! (Powerfully)
​Min'na awasete, Body Wash!

Namusan, Namusan, Namusan power! (Tanoshīdesu!)
Old Spice body wash can't block— What?! (Eeeeeh!)

Sabishiku ne desu ne!
Go back to bed, sweetie!
Hai!

[This Christmas (Donny Hathaway)]
We interrupt your regularly scheduled collaboration to bring you a word from our sponsor
This Christmas join cousins Craig and Day-Day for a brand new adventure in Friday After Next
I— I— I mean Spice!

Bearglove! Stop it

Terry Christmas, baby!
Hello, ladies. I've missed you
Playing chess. Checkmate

Wow. This is really great. Who?

Craig and Day-Day
Give a n***a a hug, dawg
You are me, who am I? Oh nooooo!

What the hell you doin' in my house?!
Who me? Yes yooou! (Hello?)

(Oh, this christmas!)
(Will be a very christmas!) One at a time. I'm busy right now!
Just let it happen. (For me, me, me)
Let what? Let what happen?! N***a this better this ain't funny n***a I'll bitch slap your ass. (AAAAH)

Friday After Spice! Available now on DVD and VHS
And Video Stores near you. (Merry christmas to everybody!)

[Through the Sea of Time (Hideki Sakamoto)]
I think the video remixes (Block! Block! Block! Block! Block!)
Of things I do, is awesome. (Block! B— B— Block! Block! Block! Block!)
Tons of Old Spice
I think of you. (Block! Block! Block! Block!)
They remake it, (Block! Block! Block! Block! Block, Block!) turn it into songs
(Block odor for 16 hours!) Into songs, songs! (Ooooohh)

[Ashes (Céline Dion)]
Old Spice power! (Old Spice odor blocker bodywarsh has sixteen hours)
Odor blocker power. Don't use timber! (Don't use Timber! Use Bearglove! It's me!)
This is my commercial! Old Spice can block me! (Oh, no! That was me! Sausages! Goodbye!)
It's so powerful. This one does son! (We're on the internet! Sounds good! Press those keyboard keys! Nice work!)

[The World Revolving (Toby Fox)]
​Kaosuda yo, kaosuda ne. What?!
I can do anything!
Blo— Blo— Blo— Blo—
Block! (Oh!) Block! (Oh!) Block! (Oh!) Block! (Oh!)
Block odor for sixteen hours!

Goodbye. Oh no! In a can. POWER!
O— O— O— Odor blocker body wash is so powerful it can block
B.O. (Block!) Odor! (Block!) Chaos! (Block!, Block!) Chaos! (Block!, Block!, Block!)
I can do anything! Nah

Old Spice body spray will (Metamorpho— Hah—Hah—Hah!)
Old Spice body spray will (Oh—Oh—Oh—Oh)
Get shaved in the face! (Heh—Heh!)
What?! This one does, dummy! (Heh—Heh!) Goodbye. Bye Bye!

[Galaxy Fantasy (Ippo Yamada)]
Old Spice! Bearglove! Timber?
This one does, Dummy! What?!
B.O. Blocking! Goodbye
Oops! I'm Mega Man. Here I go!

Shave off that nasty beard, weirdo!
Block! Block! Block! You guys suck!
You are me, who am I? (Block! Block! Block! Block!)
The gel is cool

Old Spice like it shaved
I'd like to agree with you
Oh no, no thanks!
You're about to get shaved!

My body is so powerful
I need to use multiple powerful smelling Old Spice to cover my powerful body

I use Old Spice Body Spray on my chest!
And Old Spice body wash for the rest of my body!

[BGM 1 (Tim Follin)]
Hello ladies, is what a dummy would say
Don't use Timber, use Bearglove!
Block! Block! Explosion!

Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove!
Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove!
Old Spice body spray will shave off every hair on your face!
Oh no! I'm a hair! What?!

Oops! I'm amazing!
Oops! I'm in egypt!
Oops! I'm the sun!
Oops! I'm in a can!

What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Bearglove!
What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! What?! Bearglove!

Hey! You guys are amazing! And Old Spice wants to tell you in person!
Here I go!!
Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove!
Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove! Bearglove!

[Csikós Post (Hermann Necke)]
Old Spice body spray will blow your mind off your face!
What?! Hey! What?! This one does, dummy! POWER!
Old Spice odor blocker body wash has sixteen hours of B. O. blocking power!
In a can! Don't use Timber! Use Bearglove!

Hello ladies. HEY! This is my commercial!
Oh nooooo!

Hey, whats up? Friends. Sausages! Ha! Ha!
I'm sorry, what was that?
Old Spice odor blocker! Danger zone!
Weebs out. Go away. Be quiet!
I know. I'd like to agree with you
Thank you. Goodbye! What?!

Gimme a hat! Got it. Men..
I just had the worst dream!
Hello ladies. Hey, what's up? Men
You are me! What?! Boooriiing!

That was me! In a can!
Old Spice Bearglove is the best!

[Night of Nights (beatMARIO, ZUN)]
(Block!) Old Spice! (Block! Block! Block!) Old Spice! (Block! Block!)
Old Spice! (Block! Block! Block! Block!) Old Spice! (Block! Block!)

Old Spice— Old Spice body spray will make you feel so powerful it'll blow your mind right in front of your face!
Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice, Old Spice, POWER!

Old Spice odor blocker body wash has sixteen hours of B.O. blocking power!
Oh, no! I married myself! Oh, no! That was me!
You are me, who am I? You are me, who am I?
Oh nooooo!

W— W— W— What?! This one does, du— du— dummy!
It's super— super powerful odor— odor— odor— odor— odor— odor— odor— odor—
What?!

Oh no! His signiture joke!

[Brain Power (NOMA)]
B. O. blocking power. (B. O. blocking power.)
B. O. blocking power. (B. O. blocking power.)
This is manhood. (This is manhood.)
My powerful body. (My powerful body.)

My muscles, my muscles!
Blow your mind!
Block B.O
Spice Power!

Sixteen hours!
Spray in a can!
No Danger!
You smell good!

Old Spice power!
Here I go!

WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A A A E A A I A U
WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A E O A A U U A

WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A A A E A E I E A
WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
O O O O A E A E A O

WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A A A E A A I A U
WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A E O A A U U A

WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A A A E A E I E A
WOOO O O O O O O O O O O
A A A A E A A A A A A A A

[Old Spice Jingle (Ginger Johnson, Jean Thielemans)]
..be able to smell like he can use this!
While riding one of these
And sweeping you away to a—

AAAAH! Guess who?! It's you
It's me! Goodbye! (AAAAH)

[VS. Masked Dedede (Jun Ishikawa)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Bad Apple!! (Alstroemeria Records, nomico, ZUN)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Super Mario 64 Main Theme (Koji Kondo)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Gang-Plank Galleon (David Wise, ACE+)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Run Run Rottytops! (Jake Kaufman)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Panda Hero (Kenshi Yonezu, GUMI)]
Old Spice odor blocker body wash
Saraba ototoi Old Spice blocker body wash

[The Strongest Warrior in the Galaxy (Jun Ishikawa)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Life Will Change (Shoji Meguro, Lyn Inaizumi)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—​ ​​

[Brain Power (NOMA)]
You're about to get SHA— A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—
​Blo— o—o—ck o—dor for four-sixteen hours​ ​​​​ ​SHA— A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—​
Blo— Blow your mind right in of your

[Athletic BGM (Koji Kondo)]
A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—A—

[Emotional Skyscraper (ZUN)]
A—
A—A—A—
A—A—A—A—
You're about to get shaved!

Old Spice body spray will make you feel so powerful it'll blow your mind in front of your face!
​​​Odor blocker body wash is so powerful, it can block B.O. for sixteen hours!​
My body is so powerful, I need to use multiple powerful-smelling Old Spice products to- to cover my powerful body!

I use Old Spice on my chest!
I use Old Spice in a can!
I use Old Spice— AAAAH! (Uhhh.)

Be quiet. No thanks!
Don't use timber, use bearglove!
Go away. No! Goodbye! Oh no! Hey! Friends? Sounds good!
Old Spice body spray is the best!
POOOOWEEEEER!!!!

[The Power of Music (melodysheep)]
And that's the power of music!
Oh no! (Oh no!)
And that's the power of music!
It'll blow your mind right in front of your face!

And that's the power of music!
Oh no! (Oh no!)
And that's the power of music!

It'll blow your mind right in front of your face! (front of your face! front of your face!)
It'll blow your mind right in front of your face! (The power of music is so powerful it will blow up the sun!)

Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Po— Power!