[Verse 1]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no

[Chorus]
They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

[Verse 2]
She doesn't care whether or not he's a good man
She doesn't care just as long as she still has her friends, oh no, yeah
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island

[Chorus]
They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

[Trumpet Solo]

[Bridge]
She's got a serrated edge that she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine, she doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray
In a ziplock bag
She's got a serrated edge that she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine, she doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants, she puts the rest on a tray
In a ziplock bag
In the freezer
Oh no
[Verse 1]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in
Alright, here it comes, here it comes
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island, oh no

[Chorus]
They laugh, they make money, he's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa