[Hook]
Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No pasta noodles, girl
We call it carb removal
Your remarkable attempts at this are probably futile

Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No sophomore humor
Promise to be proper junior
Your remarkable relentlessness could not be cuter

[Verse 1]
I am so next
I am so righteous
I'm so Close Encounters Mr. Richard Dreyfuss
I'm so Mr. Holland's Opus with his tight wrist
Spit on this papyrus
She earned it when she swam the river Tigres
And the Euphrates River
And then she made me dinner
Steak is tender
T-bone
Shiver me matey's timbers
The ladykillers guild equipped with 80 members
Instagramming shady pictures with the crazy filters
And you can call it most dramatic pleasure hoarder
Her runny makeup gave me post-traumatic stress disorder
You're a mostly average, multi-tasking tech supporter
And I'm a grossly savage over-acting set performer
You live in the fear of a black planet
I live inside the fear of a lack of a black panic
So stop holding Asher and Mac to a black standard
When the truth is only actual blacks can be rap's answer
See I'm just here to make my exes jealous
So I feel less embarrassed
Yes, I get it's hella selfish
But I hope their precious fellas all develop extra special feelings
For their less impressive eligible secretaries, yes
And I bet that's when regrets will fester
Then those heifers will remember
Guys with double chins are fashion don'ts this winter
So hold the zipper body bag it's over
Mr. Cold War cold sore blisters
No, you won't convince her
[Hook]
Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No pasta noodles, girl
We call it carb removal
Your remarkable attempts at this are probably futile

Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No sophomore humor
Promise to be proper junior
Your remarkable relentlessness could not be cuter

[Verse 2]
I am so next
I'm so spaceship
I'm so Vulcan death grip Zulu facelift
So Zulu nation
So never Super Cuts
So what my Netflix account trump your Hulu plus
Plus your Google+
Plus your doodles of Herbert Hoover, Chuckie Schumer and Sununu's bus
Hope their approval's up
[?] if your dues are up
And we can hang together provided the noose is cut (cut it for me)
[?] when the raven knocked
Invited Ray Lewis and that Tomb Raider broad
And Thurl Ravenscroft
And Rachel Ray was all
Like "let's call it what it is and take the labels off"
Ok, what's cookin'?
Tell me what the science is
Who are all these Zionists and why they got appliances?
Salad shooters, spatulas, panini grills
Fellini's music queued up perfect with Benigni's films
Life is beautimous
Life is luminous
Life is like numinous [?]
Life is a zoo to us
Life is the blues to us
Sam Lightnin' Hopkins
It's Blind Lemon Jefferson
My man Robert Johnson
[Hook]
Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No pasta noodles, girl
We call it carb removal
Your remarkable attempts at this are probably futile

Shaka Zulu
Cock-a-doodle
No sophomore humor
Promise to be proper junior
Your remarkable relentlessness could not be cuter