[Verse 1]
Well, they called me lucky
When that girl was mine to hold
'Cause when she loved me
All that I touched turned to gold
Well, all my luck ran out
'Cause she's on the run now
Making good on goodbye
So these days I just go by

[Chorus]
Mister Miss Her
I live on Memory Lane
All the bartenders
They know me by name
Lonely is my only friend
And I mix all my gin with misery
'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me

[Verse 2]
Well, I called her crazy
Shoot, and shе called me the worst
And hеll, I may be
The way I made her hurt
Now I'm drowning in the past
With every passing second
When a broke heart's what you're left with
You get the man, the myth, the legend
[Chorus]
Mister Miss Her
I live on Memory Lane
All the bartenders
They know me by name
Lonely is my only friend
And I mix all my gin with misery
'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me

[Bridge]
This misfit made a mistake
'Cause she's missing calls
'Cause she's Miss Ain't-Never-Coming-Back-Again
And that's how you turn into

[Chorus]
Mister Miss Her
I live on Memory Lane
All the bartenders
They know me by name
Lonely is my only friend
And I mix all my gin with misery
'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me

[Outro]
'Cause I'm Mister Miss Her, but she ain't missin' me