[Verse 1]
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line, and we'll get along fine

[Chorus]
Duloc is a perfect place

[Verse 2]
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes
Wipe your... face

[Chorus]
Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place