Neil Cicierega
The Nightmare Is Real
Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas
That's just how I feel
Tonight, the nightmare is real
Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these creatures, lacking in features
Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir
(Very nice)

Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people, puny and feeble
(Woah-oh-oh)

Wait-a-second-hang-on-listen

I’m just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you
Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye

Look at this money–who’s that, honey?
Look through history, how could you miss mе?
(I’m all over the place, sеriously)
Look at this weather, I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows, and screaming tornadoes
Look at this loser, drinking coffee
…Now it’s decaf
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these people, calling me evil
Right back at you, now you’re all statues
Now you know exactly how I feel
The nightmare is real