Neil Cicierega
Angry People Evil Babies (Demo)
[Verse 1]
There is anger in our country
It fills the hearts of our people
People are eating with anger
People are dancing with anger
People are falling in love with anger
And they hate how much they love each other
So they get married, begrudgingly

[Verse 2]
When a man and a woman hate each other very much
They make love angrily
Like irate birds, like pissed off bees
And with a little bit of luck
The woman will conceive an evil baby

[Verse 3]
And after nine horrible months
That evil baby will be born
Ripped into a world that it will hate
It's a beautiful, angry girl
She's frowning already
And so she's learning to walk
Steps like knives, just like her old man

[Verse 4]
And so she's learning how to talk
Her first words are how much she hates you
How much she wants you to pay for bringing her here
You've never been chased by a baby before
You wish she had never been born
You wish you never bought her a gun
What were you thinking?
[Verse 5]
She fires, you die, begrudgingly
You hate to show weakness in front of your child
But sooner or later
Everybody must die by the hand of their own evil baby

[Chorus]
Hey, look out!
We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal!
And we're angry at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?
We're angry people
With financial problems!
Making evil babies
Evil babies with guns
It's completely normal
Everything's completely normal!

We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal!
And we're angry at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?
We're angry people
With financial problems!
Making evil babies
Evil babies with guns
It's completely normal
Everything's completely normal!
We're angry people!
Exploding in love
We're completely normal!
And we're angry at God
You did this to us!
Why did you do this to us?
We're angry people
With financial problems!
Making evil babies
Evil babies with guns
It's completely normal
Everything's completely normal!

Everything's completely normal!