Neil Cicierega
Action Movie Hero Boy
[Intro]
I'm bad!

[Verse 1]
I gotta figure out where mommy keeps the dynamite
I'll get some measuring tape so I can time it right
I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool
But it's the only chance I'll ever get to look so cool
(Look so cool)

[Chorus 1]
Hey, look at me, casually
Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
In slow-mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits right behind me

[Verse 2]
You see it all the time in theatres on the silver screen
Like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens
I've got a movie-making camera and a dozen grenades
I'm looking tough, I've got the stuff, I've got the spiffy shades
(Spiffy shades)

[Chorus 1]
Hey, look at me, casually
Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
In slow-mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits right behind me
[Bridge]
I am aware it's just a movie
I'm aware it's a cliché
I am aware I'm being stupid
I'm aware of that, but hey
This is just something that I gotta do
Yeah
(Yeah)

[Chorus 2]
Hey, look at me, casually
Stumbling down like Action Movie Blooper Reels
In slow-mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits including me