[Verse 1]
Old 682 was hoppin' around
Site-19 like a big playground
When suddenly hot Cain burst from the shade
And hit '82 with a baby grenade

The lizard got pissed and began to squeal
But didn't expect an attack from the Eel
Who proceeded to squirt Y-9-0-9
Then a ticking bird said "You're out of time."
The bird was stalking Cain with its beady eyes
But bumped into Larry and was liquefied
Before 106 could retreat to its lair
The sculpture appeared and he had to stare
Cain snuck up on Larry when he was distracted
He got really closе and then [REDACTED]
Then Able got involvеd and they had a fight
While 372 stayed out of sight

[Chorus]
This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
No time for bureaucracy
And maybe no one survives
We'll just have to wait and see
This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny
[Verse 2]
Nobody went and punched Cain in the face
So Murphy Law hopped onto the case
But 106 was still clinging to life
Until he got stabbed by the DEATH KNIFE
Damien was looking at some weird looking fruit
When he was sucker punched by a guy in a space suit
The moon man was roasting in Tiamat's flames
While a well-dressed rabbit was off taking names
Tiamat was going to burn the rabbit too
But she got pounced on by the catgirl crew
Pesterbot watched and it didn't do jack
Even though it had said it would have her back
Tiamat said "Wow, you sure are pathetic."
"Either you lied or you're on an amnestic."
Before she could say more, two fists came down
From a king with a noose and clear lack of a crown

[Chorus]
This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
No time for bureaucracy
And maybe no one survives
We'll just have to wait and see
This is the XK-Class Event—
[Verse 3]
Platforms sang out
In immaculate chorus
For there was the ghost
Of a stegosaurus
It swung its spiked tail
With the strength to end lives
And smacked it right into
Every O5
As they all lay dead
Their blood on the floor
As a scared Pesterbot
Hid behind a door
But the dino saw
Where the bot tried to hide
And crushed it to pieces
In between its thighs

[Bridge]
Then a bear that's a proof and a bear that's a Pole
And a floating skin blob that's full of undead souls
A gun that makes you teeny, a green-eyed meanie
Vivian Scout and a Spam can genie
NekoBright, vibrator, dragons and the Dragonslayer
Wicker Witch (not a snitch) super-duper fastball pitch
Volcanic destroyer and ice cream enjoyer
Red, the wed undead, and man boilers
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked that dino in its scaly ass
With anomalies out there all trading hits
And the masquerade being torn to bits
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood
With no time to gloat
Zyn Kiryu in a blood-stained lab coat

[Chorus]
This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny
Good guys bad guys and explosions
No time for bureaucracy
And maybe no one survives
We'll just have to wait and see
This is the XK-Class Event
(This is the XK-Class Event)
This is the XK-Class Event
(This is the XK-Class Event)
This is the XK-Class Event of ultimate destiny