[Verse 1]
If you are a child, you've probably seen
The Wiggles on TV
And though they appear to be best of friends
There's so much that you don't see
Soon as the cameras are off, they don't linger
Before having cigarette break in the hall
Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers
And none of them speaks to the others at all

[Verse 2]
This one time on set, Greg stumbles in drunk
Just like he does every day
But he lets it slip, he spent all last night
With Anthony's fiancé
Silence, then everything suddenly launches
Into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight
Taping's postponed because Murray's unconscious
And Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night