Alligators, nature's surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you're a friend

And they love you, they'll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens

Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He's been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
Alligators. (Alligators.)
Pretzel makers. (Pretzel makers.)
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday