Neil Cicierega
The John Kimble Rap
Hi

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is

Detective John Kimble!

Hi

My name is

What?

My name is

Who?

My name is
Detective John Kimble!

Now, I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions

And I’d like them answered immediately

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Hey, I’m a police officer

You think you know best?

You’re a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!

You lack discipline

Discipline

Discipline

Hahahahahah!

Well I’ve got news for you

You are mine now!
You belong to me!

Fuck you, asshole

Shut up!

Now!

Put that cookie down!

Now!

Stop it!