If there’s somethin’ strange in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!)
If there’s somethin’ weird and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!)

I ain’t afraid o’ no ghost
VAGINA!
I ain’t afraid o’ no ghost

If you’re seein’ things runnin’ through your head
Who can you call? (Vagina!)
An invisible man sleepin’ in your bed
Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!)

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Who ya gonna call? (Vagina!)